no alcohol is no solution either
Oh gosh, there, there are 25 of you. I have 25 followers.
OMFG, I’m so excited! All of you are so cool!!!
no, no, plz don’t run away, just, let me sit here all quiet-like and coo at you guys a bit, ok?
Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.
Is that a thing people can do?????????
I just did it
I have whole fucking conversations with myself in different characters’ voices. I can legitimately say that my brain has encouraged me to “do the thing” in Tony Starks voice.
I finally found the quote that inspired my name here.
It was a tragic story of loss that quote. I read it in a book somewhere, years ago, but it was in german. When I remembered this thing again I neither knew all the words nor the author. I searched the internet far and wide with different wordings and authors. Now finally that search has come to an end.
*ships stony agressively*
(I love the idea of confident!slutty!Donald and maybe one day will have the gumption to write him. XD )
I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT CONFIDENT!SLUTTY!QUEER!DONALD IS ACTUALLY THE BEST
pls write fic do it do it it will be fantastic pls do it
Confident!Slutty!Queer!Donald is the absolutebest and his continuing advatures to get Red to be his boyfriend make watching Blacklist actually worthwile
Reblog if it is 104% okay to come to your ask and just say ‘Hi can we be friends and then start asking you random questions.
Yes! Ask me random questions and start a conversation with me!
well, yes, just, terminally shy person here, so:
if you want to you can but don’t feel obligated or anything?
Imagine though when you find your soul mate and the happens
this is one of the most beautiful gifs I’ve seen.
No but imagine the school jock and the nerd he beats up every day finally run into each other in the locker room or at a pool or something and their chest start glowing and they both look at each other and just go “Oh fuck no.”
It was always the same every day…
The guy would come to beat me up over a tiny, stupid whim.
I wish my day would change from that.
"Ready for another lesson??"
"Y-Your chest it—"
"That means we’re—-"
I ASKED FOR A CHANGE, BUT THIS IS NOT WAS I WAS LOOKING FOR.
LMFAO welp this is how I imagined it. ENJOY
That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.
I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.
Howard Stark’s abuse of Tony may have been emotional and psychological rather than physical (depending how you read into it).
And it’s hard to compare it to the deep, systematic alienation and abuse Bruce received from his father, or the trauma Clint suffered at the hands of his father and brother.
But neither Clint nor Bruce have to repeatedly smile and make nice while people tell them what good men their abusers were.